Wedding, Pisau Cukur n Love Life

Last week, went back to KK for few days. 2 reasons coming back was

1. Got a wedding invitation from my old classmate, Ming

2 Something with my baby, Kara’s road tax

Actually, the last 2 weeks, i got 2 more invitation but did’nt go. ! was in Kuantan, another old classmate that i havent meet for almost 10 years while another was in Banting.(sorry guys for not coming)

At Ming’s wedding, met with some of my old classmates…mostly girls. These girls have become much prettier than the last few years ago. Kinda like a mini reunion, for 10 (i think) of us. As the day goes, i ended up hangging out with Dyla and Vien. Oh yes, they manage to ‘Pisau Cukur’ me by watching that movie. :P

After the movie, we went for a drink in this shop at Gaya Street, cant remember what’s the name of it. They started asking me things bout my life the last few years especially my love life. And i didnt mind telling them since it was a long time. They’re pretty surprise that i’m still single and not having a serious relationship. They started giving me talks bout girls (as if i need), but i appericiated it.

Then, they started goin thru to their friends list in Facebook to hook me up with someone. From those whom they know who are single up to a WIDOW WITH 2 CHILDREN (surprise what friends could do for you). They even ask their friends if they knew anyone who was single. Somehow it makes me look very desperate. I could only smile looking to their effort.

At this moment, i’m not really sure wat am i suppose to do, but i know…love will come through

I Want This Camera!!

This is the Blackbird Fly (BBF) camera. I first noticed this camera in the Kamen Rider Decade Series. At first i thought this was some kind of toy, but it’s not. It’s actually a camera that uses those 35mm film and a Twin Lens Reflex (SLR) which 1 lens is for taking the picture while the other acts as a viewfinder.

Here are some of the pictures using the BBF

 

-some of the pictures (from The *Click* Shop)-

Pretty nice right

But what i was really interested was taking this kind of picture below. I’m not sure what kind of picture is this but i always call it the “tsukasa effect” since in Kamen Rider Decade, Tsukasa will always takes pictures look something like this.

 

Found out bout the existence of this camera on a shop in Midvalley. Only 3 more available for the BBF Decade Pink(limited edition), hopefully i’m lucky enough to get 1 but then again, any colour will do. :D

Since you’re reading this, can you buy me this camera…pretty please..:)

Check out more of this lomo cameras at:

http://www.theclickshop.net/

Blink 182 - Always

Always
Blink-182

I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying
And your hands, they shake with goodbyes
And I'll take you back if you'd have me

So here I am, I'm trying
So here I am, are you ready

Come on, let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you, all night
Always

And I'll miss your laugh, your smile
I'll admit I'm wrong if you tell me
I'm so sick of fights, I hate them
Lets start this again, for real

So here I am, I'm trying
So here I am, are you ready
So here I am, I'm trying
So here I am, are you ready

Come on, let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you, all night
Always
Come on, let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you, all night
Always

I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying

Come on, let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you, all night
Always
Come on, let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you, all night
Always
Always
Always

CEO Tweets

 

My tennis racket, Tremor Alba, failed me on serves today. Maybe, just maybe, I need to find another.

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Or maybe, just maybe, I need to give it a more manlier name.

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Or maybe, just maybe, my serving sucks.

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My serving is so bad, I can't get a job as a waiter.

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My serving is so bad that my opponent can have a picnic when I'm serving, and they still win the game.

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My serving is so bad that people don't shout 'serve you right!' to me. They shout 'serve you wrong'.

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My serving is so bad that today I 'serva salah'. (Ok only Malaysians will get this one).

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My service is so bad, that people are complaining to the Consumer Complaints dept for the bad service.

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My serving is so bad I can't get a job in the civil service.

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Taken form Ahmad Izham Omar (8TV CEO) twitter. He is really funny for a CEO. Probably, he should have been a comedian or something but he is definitely one of those Malaysian i really respect. CEO at such young age n has lots of idea. I still couldn't stop laughing at ‘serva salah’ LOL

Funny Tech Support Calls

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….

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Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah………………..thank you.

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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work…

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?

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Customer: can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.”

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Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT

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*it's nice to have some laugh :)

2 Starstrukk Vid

The new 3oh! 3 starstrukk ft katy perry was release few days ago....



here's the original starstrukk...without katy perry in it


love both vid, especially with katy perry in it...hawt..LOL

Porn Kitty

 

Man blames cat for porn download

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. - Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff’s report yesterday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found “strange things’’ on his computer when he returned. He is being held on $250,000 bond.

 

this news was about few months ago, read it in a magazine recently and i found it funny. Didn't know some cats have unusual taste…hahaha